Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And, Michael, is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through… Delusion
Season Five, Episode 3; Baby Shower
So, as it turns out, I may not have done so hot on my customer reviews this year.
Maybe it’s because you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist.
Little bit.
Worth it.
Season Five, Episode 6; Customer Survey
Jim. I wanted to apologize, for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself, and now that I’ve quit the rat race I realize there’s so much more to live than being the youngest VP in the company’s history. I’ve even started, um, volunteering. Giving back to the community.
That’s great. You’re talking about your court-ordered community service?
I don’t need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.
But he did, right?
Season Five, Episode 1; weight loss
I don’t really know Ronnie,
but I have a feeling I will get to know her very well over the next few years.
And eventually declare my love for her.
Season Five, Episode 1; weight loss
Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?
[Dwight moans]
Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.
[Dwight moans]
Yeah, she was with Roy and, uh, I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it Dwight. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate on anything, and weird stuff like food, had no taste. So my solution was: move away. It was awful. And it is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.
[Jim walks up the stairs and opens the door with force]
Hey, I was thinking about dinner, we…
[kisses Pam passionately] Uh, dinner… let’s see… maybe we should try um, the new Italian place where the dry cleaner used to be?
Jim’s just really passionate about Italian food.
Yeah, I’m really passionate about Italian food. In fact, I’m in love with Italian food.
Season 4, Episode 5; Launch Party